my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
