So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this beer tastes like vomit already
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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