Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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