he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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