I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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