READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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