Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
