NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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