Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
3pm strippers are depressing
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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