You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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