I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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