my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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