So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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