The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
COCAINE IS GR8
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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