he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
ok first of all what the fuck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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