we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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