I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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