i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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