i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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