I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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