In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So squirting runs in the family.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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