I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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