jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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