It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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