All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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