Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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