I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize