am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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