Walk of Shame. In a state park.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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