So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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