this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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