but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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