i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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