i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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