i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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