the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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