How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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