Can Purell be used as lube?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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