Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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