..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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