I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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