Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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