check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I understand Curling. That high.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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