What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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