At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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