Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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