if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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