Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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