so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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