Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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