I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You don't make any sense
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