I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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