So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
It's just like the Real World with babies
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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