I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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