As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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