There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
